Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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