i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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