Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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