I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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