I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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