She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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