drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
