Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
