it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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