at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I could teleport
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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