This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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