Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
