He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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