You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think I am morally bankrupt
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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