So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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