I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
