Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
