Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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