STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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