She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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