Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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