I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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