you win again, gameday.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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