sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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