erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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