it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There r osticjed everywhere
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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