My underwear smells like fireworks.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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