Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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