I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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