A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
whose ass print is on the piano?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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