My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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