Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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