You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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