So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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