How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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