brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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