He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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