Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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