Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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