Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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