You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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