fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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