So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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