there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i will never coherently bang her
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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