i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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