where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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