NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
