that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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