When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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