I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Randomize
