I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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